So like, some of you guys might remember a psuedo-biography I wrote last year known as Violent Spasms of Dolphin Origin on the interwebz. Well, I'm working on a psuedo-sequel. Or rather, the next lesson in the class, the next ride at the fair, the next item on the menu, and so on and so forth. I have decided on a title, which will be known as Tranquil Epiphanies of Caribou Descent on the interwebz, but probably be known as something much simply IRL. I can still distribute copies of Dolphin online or IRL, but copies of Caribou will only be availible IRL for the first three months or so.

Just some things you can look forward to: Instead of a guide format, this will be in the format of a novel. There will be a little bit of celebrity sattire, but it's mostly going to be jokes on political issues and human behavior.

The story is this: Bryan lives in a world where everyone is either ultra-conservative or ultra-liberal. And because Bryan has problems with assimilating (as we learned in Dolphin, he's not sure he'll ever fit in. So he goes on a magical quest to find the Independant party that takes him throughought the entirety of his known world (also known as California.)